POSTED: 6:54 am PST January 17, 2007
BANGKOK, Thailand -- Sex and fat don't mix, at least not for Chuang Chuang the panda.Zoo keepers said he is too overweight to mate.Now, Chuang Chuang is on a strict bamboo leaf diet at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand.Zoo officials hope the weight-loss regime will get Chuang Chuang in shape for making some panda whoopee. The zoo keepers said they also might try showing their animals some panda porn to get them in the mood.
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After I read this I was completely depressed. As if we aren't obsessed enough about our appearance and our ability to seduce others, we now have to read that panda bears are suffering the same fate. If I start to see panda erectile disfunction medication commercials on TV...I am sooooo moving to a cave.
2 comments:
he might have to rock too much to get it in...dont' be depressed...this is for the morbidly obese.
yes, but what is panda porn!?
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