Sunday, January 21, 2007

School Assembly or Dildo Party?

So, one of the ladies at work hosted a "Passion Party" at her home. Some of us were there to pick up a few things and some of us were there to get our drink on and giggle every time someone used the word "penis". I fell into the later category. It seems the older I get, the more invitations I receive to these events..... I consider it cheap entertainment...alcohol and sex talk.

For those who know me, it should not come as any shock that I was a bit disappointed when I found out that there would not be any alcoholic beverages provided. Let me get this straight....you actually expect us to pass around various creams, gels, lubricants, dildos and vibrators at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon while sober.... WHAT???!!!!

Due to my alcohol deprived hostile attitude, I fell into the "misbehaving" group. We stood in the back of the room and every time we cracked a joke or laughed amongst ourselves, people would whip around and give us the evil eye. I was immediately transported back to high school. During school assemblies, I would sit at the top of the bleachers with my friends and crack jokes... We were always given "the eye" and a quick, "shh!!".
At some point during the dildo party, someone even told us to behave. Why do we have to behave at a dildo party??? I mean, isn't that the whole point...misbehaving? Exactly how is it that someone can be uptight while voluntarily holding a green vibrator in one hand and a jar of Nipple Nibblers in the other hand???? Eventually, the three of us gave up trying to behave and amused ourselves......




Tanya has found some goodies......


As did I and....

Dena....

Eventually, we headed out to dinner and some much needed "cocktails"... after sharing our cock tales. Destination....BJ's Brewhouse (I can't seem to get away from the double entendres... ). After dinner, it was off to the Limelight where things started to loosen up....

The infamous "White Russian"

Michelle and Dena are starting to feel NO pain

Did someone tell Tanya she's cut off???

...I've got nothing, I have no idea what is going on in this picture
Eventually, we all start to realize that some pictures may be incriminating.....

We have not include these lovely ladies names to protect their identities...

We are now doing our best to shield ourselves from the paparazzi for fear that we may be featured on TMZ.com....

Perhaps we should suggest throwing the next dildo party at the Limelight......


10 comments:

Tanya Kristine said...

yes yes youre right...Pinks night WAS more respectable than ours...but we STILL had fun!!! (course that's what happens when i'm allowed out - all hell breaks loose! s'why i go out once a year..ahem...)

Carrie™ said...

I followed a link from Tanya's blog and found....OMG!! Tanya's twin! I laughed my ass off at your post. Looks like you gals are my kind o' people. CHEERS!

doggybloggy said...

you would probably have more fun with tupperware...the story is funny though..WTF with the "behave" thing anywaqy?

Michelle Ann said...

Tanya: you behaved yourself just fine....or I was so altered that my perception was off?

Carrie: Yes, Tanya is one of the best people to hang out with. We are never in need of a laugh, we just amuse ourselves.

Doggy: It was truly one of the strangest dildo parties I have ever been to.... And, if you wanted people to behave, you should have thought a bit harder before inviting Ms. Tanya and myself.

pinknest said...

lol! insanity. don't you know you must BEHAVE at a dildo party!? BEHAVE!

dounia said...

thanks for sharing all this. i am happy that we in germany can now also participate in such hillarious parties. i booked one for next week with ladies night

The Starving Artist said...

OMG! I cant stop laughing!! Your post is great! I wish I could write blogs like that ! lol I only have one question though,... Whats more fun? A dildo party or a girls day @ the mall? Happy Holidays, Reflections Of You

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