I recently read an article on CNN that states a study has found that women on antidepressants may receive a benefit from the self use of Viagra. But before I could reach for the phone and give my doctor a call…I read further. The article states, since antidepressants slow down sex drive, the addition of Viagra would not change that. However, if you somehow found yourself “in the mood”, the benefit comes to you (pun intended) via your orgasm. So, let me get this straight…you poor little depressed girl, you may not want to have sex and that little pill that is helping your sunny disposition will further send your sex drive in the toilet. But, on the off chance you find yourself in the “undercover hustle”, you may just have a happy ending and not find yourself crying in a fetal position in the corner. Aren’t emotionally challenging women fun??
Of course, our friends at the FDA aren’t planning on approving the use of Viagra for female sexual dysfunction. Hey fellas, you might want to think that over. We now have many 80 year old men (Hugh Hefner…ewh) with the sustainable woody of a 20 year old male and much of the female population on antidepressants with no product in sight to increase their libidos… So technology and advancement hasn’t gotten us that far. I go back to the basics…This girl sticks with “Old Reliable”…vodka.
14 comments:
You knew I thought Betty Page was the hottest pin-up on the planet, didn't you? She was before my time, but wow! Wait! Was that a new picture of you dressed up as Betty Page?..... wow! But seriously, Fantasies beat Viagra every time!
Tanya-sex with the Hef? That would take much vodka...cases of vodka. Remember, I am shallow. :)
Buffalo-I LOVE Bettie Page. If only I looked like her, I wouldn't be a civil servant...Yes, fantasies and vodka trump Viagra everytime.
gotta love vodka. pear martinis. blackberry cosmos. sour apple martinis. hard cherry lemonade. screwdrivers. yum.
no vodka for me....I just need to see a little skin....
Marc-yes, vodka makes the world go around. :)
Doggy-Amen. A preview of things to come is a fabulous thing.
Sorry can't stop laughing from Tanya's comment
i agree ewwwww on hugh and ewwwwww to the girls that participate.
i just put on my cowgirl boots my holster fer me vodka btl and pony on up!
Don't get me started on Hef. Can you imagine him nude? Yikes.
SSC-you should try sitting by Tanya at work. We are often scolded for having TOO much fun. No such thing!
Deb-Oh! I am picturing a 1950's cowgirl pin-up. Giddy Up!
Starts-when you are that age, that is what clothing is for. There is a reason why clothing for older people requires more fabric. It's the natural order of things.
Tell Tanya hot chicks like you wear glasses! She is talkin' trash on girls with specs!
martini for me!
Ah, yea. Hef = gross. Have you ever seen that silly show "Girls Next Door" about 3 bunnies and their life in the Playboy mansion? I'm sure they're there because they're hot for Hef. Pffft. Unlike Tanya, I couldn't bring myself to do the nasty with him even with all the Kettel in the world.
BTW, I loved your previous post about Abby Grace. (How could her owners not care that she was missing??) They should make a show starring you, called "The Dog Rescuer". You could air right after "The Dog Whisperer."
I find that Gin makes people horny. Furthermore, Jager makes people angry. If you're into angry sex, you may want to look into Jager-Gin shots.
I find that Gin makes people horny. Furthermore, Jager makes people angry. If you're into angry sex, you may want to look into Jager-Gin shots.
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