“That phone number is coming up with someone else’s name”
“Whose? Craig? Ron?” (my ex husband)
“Nooo, no none of those…”
“Well, can you tell me who?”
“It says Dan Hall”
“WHAT?! My ex fiancé??? That’s not possible; I broke up with that idiot 16 years ago. Best Buy didn’t even exist then…nor did I have a cell phone back then. Can you just change the information?”
During this tirade, I was completely oblivious to the valuable entertainment I was providing to those around us.
“No, you have to use another phone number”
“I’ll just use your phone number Craig; and if it comes up with Jill’s name (Craig’s ex), I refuse to continue. Who knew that I would have my past relationships paraded out at Best Buy? Do you guys offer therapy in the Reward Zone Program?”
BLANK STARE FROM CASHIER
All this made me go home and Goggle the idiot ex-fiancé. And this is what I found
This guy needs a new routine. He surprised me with a serenaded proposal too when he popped the question …
I know, it makes you throw up a little in your mouth…huh?