In my dazed state, I was incredulous that they would kill off the Bluto character from Popeye… Why would they do such a thing? He’ll no longer be part of the cartoon???? Who will battle with Popeye for Olive Oil's heart???

I then find out that it was Bhutto…the opposition leader from Pakistan.

Tanya's hard news database may be as dusty as mine…She thought they said that Joey Buttafuco was assassinated…

I need to quit getting my news from TMZ and Perez Hilton…